Today I am bringing you an all points bulletin, courtesy of Rod. At this time we believe a mystery creature has set up shop under the floorboards. Here is his data.
There is a smell distinguishable only by Rod located here.
There are no sounds readily available to human ears.
No amount of scratching the floor is fixing the situation.
Rod is vigilantly watching the smell location to gather more clues.
After the bird incident of 2011, I learned to trust Rod’s APBs. I expect a family of raccoons to make their way into the house any day now.
See video footage of Rod’s investigation here:
You can count on us for late breaking mystery creature news. Stay tuned.