Thursday, January 26, 2012

Pet Rod


Rod is a dog who knows what he wants. And what he wants is for you to pet him.

Your first mistake will be making eye contact.




Your second mistake will be addressing Rod.



Your final mistake will be your first pet.



After this, you will engage in an endless petting and guilting cycle.


Guests are not excused from this cycle.



Enjoy your Saturday full of Rod pets!



Thursday, January 19, 2012

Car Ride Rod

Rod definitely has a seating preference while in the car.

It is the front seat.




Window down? Even better!






When placed in the backseat, he seems to think some sort of mistake has been made.









Once his proper seating arrangement has been restored, he is quite pleased.








All is well in the front seat.





Thursday, January 12, 2012

Assassin Rod

A how-to guide for destroying your stuffies quickly and efficiently.

Step 1 – Locate any and all squeakers by attacking mid-section and limbs.



Step 2 – After toying with stuffy, make small incision in the neck or armpit.



Step 3 – Remove innards from small incision.






Step 4 – Revel in the innards.



Step 5 – Remove squeaker from small incision.



Step 6 – Squeak squeaker like a rabid lunatic.




Step 7 – Lose interest quickly.








Your stuffy is now dead.




Step 8 (optional) – occasionally drag around dead stuffy carcass months later.






Thursday, January 5, 2012

Portrait Rod

Inspired the folk art portrait pictured here by Ammi Phillips Girl in Red Dress, I have made a Rod-version portrait.


I think I did it justice.


Expect many more of these.

And learn more about this folk art painting here