Assassin Rod

A how-to guide for destroying your stuffies quickly and efficiently.

Step 1 – Locate any and all squeakers by attacking mid-section and limbs.

Step 2 – After toying with stuffy, make small incision in the neck or armpit.

Step 3 – Remove innards from small incision.

Step 4 – Revel in the innards.

Step 5 – Remove squeaker from small incision.

Step 6 – Squeak squeaker like a rabid lunatic.

Step 7 – Lose interest quickly.

Your stuffy is now dead.

Step 8 (optional) – occasionally drag around dead stuffy carcass months later.

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