A how-to guide for destroying your stuffies quickly and efficiently.
Step 1 – Locate any and all squeakers by attacking mid-section and limbs.
Step 2 – After toying with stuffy, make small incision in the neck or armpit.
Step 3 – Remove innards from small incision.
Step 4 – Revel in the innards.
Step 5 – Remove squeaker from small incision.
Step 6 – Squeak squeaker like a rabid lunatic.
Step 7 – Lose interest quickly.
Your stuffy is now dead.
Step 8 (optional) – occasionally drag around dead stuffy carcass months later.