Thursday, January 12, 2012

Assassin Rod

A how-to guide for destroying your stuffies quickly and efficiently.

Step 1 – Locate any and all squeakers by attacking mid-section and limbs.

Step 2 – After toying with stuffy, make small incision in the neck or armpit.

Step 3 – Remove innards from small incision.

Step 4 – Revel in the innards.

Step 5 – Remove squeaker from small incision.

Step 6 – Squeak squeaker like a rabid lunatic.

Step 7 – Lose interest quickly.

Your stuffy is now dead.

Step 8 (optional) – occasionally drag around dead stuffy carcass months later.


  1. Tasha does the exact same thing, except she squeaks the squeaker until it is dead!

  2. awesome Rod! i never really learn how to destuff my stuffies... thanks for the 101! You're the man! wooohooooo...

    woofs n licks,

  3. Bwahahahaha!

    Excellent post......THE Definitive Guide to stuffie destruction. And da illustrations are perfect!

  4. Ahhh, a skill Jasper knows all too well!! Toys w/ squeakers barely last 5 minutes once they hit the floor:) Great job Rod!!

  5. Great descriptive lesson, Rod! Let me nose if ya need a good assistant. Me will send over my brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) or one of da Jack Russells. Dey are all experts in de-stuffing!


  6. BOL I do that too! Except I try to chew up the squeaker so Mom takes them from me
    Dachshund Nola

  7. I have never done that, Rod!
    Maybe is time to start...
    Thanks for the lesson
    Kisses and hugs

  8. BOL! so true! I'm kinda like Nola though - I walk around with the squeaker like it's chewing gum - then mom and dad have to take it away cuz they're afraid I'm gonna swallow it! ....which I think might be a cool idea cuz then I could whistle every time I tooted! tee-hee!

  9. Haha this one actually made me laugh out loud... Isn't it the truth?! Loving the cartoons and the picture of the aftermath of Doxie Rod... I can just envision him going through each step of the process leading up to that point too! Too cute!


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