Lazy Rod

Actually, this is when I am guilty of being lazy.

The laziest pets in the world.

5-Step Rod

Anytime Rod gets eardrops, he goes through the 5 stages of grief.

First - Denial.

Then anger.

Then comes adorable bargaining.

Depression.

Finally - acceptance.

See you back here tomorrow, Rod.

Dancer Rod

Every time I come home, Rod makes a game out of being taken outside.

A horrible, horrible dance evasion game.

I just keep hoping he doesn't pee his pants while playing the game.

Gross Rod

Rod isn't the only one who has disturbing bodily functions.

He finds mine especially gross.

I've pulled poop out of his hair, but whatever. 

Gravity Rod

Today, Rod learns about gravity.

The hard way.

What. A. Ride.

Logic Rod

Doxie Logic:

If I can see you...

...you are a threat.

No matter how far.

Dentist Rod

Since Rod's teeth cleaning I've been trying to keep up with brushing.

Rod feels the same way most of us do about the dentist…

There we go.

He made this poster after being assaulted. 

The toothbrush is still at large.