Dancer Rod

Every time I come home, Rod makes a game out of being taken outside.

A horrible, horrible dance evasion game.

I just keep hoping he doesn't pee his pants while playing the game.

Gross Rod

Rod isn't the only one who has disturbing bodily functions.

He finds mine especially gross.

I've pulled poop out of his hair, but whatever. 

Gravity Rod

Today, Rod learns about gravity.

The hard way.

What. A. Ride.

Logic Rod

Doxie Logic:

If I can see you...

...you are a threat.

No matter how far.